Procrastination Inspired by the Meme Mistress: Muawiya

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LASTS:
1. last beverage:→ a bit of amaretto, of all things
2. last phone call:→ to Carl, to see why he had just called me - it was all quite mundane
3. last cd played:→ Change in the Weather, by the Pfister Sisters
4. last time you cried:→ while watching Castle in the Sky
5. last text message to:→ I don't text message

SIX HAVE YOU EVERS:
1. dated someone twice? yes, unfortunately - it was an idiotic waste of my time
2. been cheated on? not when it mattered
3. kissed someone & regretted it? all the guys who don't have the sense to swallow their saliva beforehand!
4. lost someone special? quite a few people, but especially Kenneth
5. been depressed? yes
6. been drunk and threw up? only a few times, after which I usually had to crawl to bed because I was too dizzy to walk

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
[1] red
[2] brown
[3] medium pink

RANDOM QUESTIONS:
1. Is there something you want to tell someone?
yes, but I usually wind up telling them one way or another

2. How many kids do you want to have?
I would like one or two, but I would also be happy without any

3. Do you have any pets?
yes, way too many!

4. Do you wanna change your name?
I like my name, but I do sometimes considering giving up my maiden name - but his last name just sounds so terrible in Danish!

5. What did you do yesterday?
I packed and cleaned because we're moving this weekend

7. What time did you wake up today?
at about nine thirty this morning

8. What were you doing at 10:30 last night?
probably reading Something Awful

9. Name something you CANNOT wait for?
to get in to another home of my own

10. Last time you saw your father?
this afternoon

11. What is one thing you wish you could have in your life?
a feeling that it is safe to live in this town

12.What are you listening to right now?
the cooling rumble of the A/C!

13. Have you ever talked to aliens?
which kind?

14. Who's getting on your nerves right now?
Triple_Phoenix was seriously getting on my nerves, but it's better now

15. Most visited webpage?
probably Something Awful or Fark, which is actually pretty terrible

16. Coke or Pepsi?
I'm not supposed to have that much sugar :(

17. Have you seen anyone naked in the past week?
yes

18. Do you miss someone and if you could would you walk to them if there was no other way?
yes, but he was recently killed in a car accident; I very much regret that my husband was never able to meet my uncle Ken

19.What are you wearing right now?
panties and a fitted V-neck tee

20.If you could eat anything right now what would it be?
marzipan, but I can't find where I put it

[ NOW ]
Current mood: sleepy
Current music: The Strokes, "Someday"
Current taste: tooth paste
Current hair: short and sleek
Current thing I should be doing: sleeping
Current windows open: LJ, a chat box, and a couple news pages
Current desktop picture: a close up of a pale pink peony blossom
Current book: nothing at the moment, but I'd like to pick up Cunt
Current cd in stereo: The Pfister Sisters, Change in the Weather
Current crush: I'm an old married fart now, but we're still newlyweds, so it's my husband

[ DO YOU.. ]
Smoke?: never
Do drugs?: not now that I'm all grown up
Have a dream that keeps coming back?: I haven't had any recurring dreams in years
Still love him/her?: depends who we're talking about
Read the newspaper?: only when I'm staying someplace it's regularly delivered, then yes
Have any gay or lesbian friends?: plenty
Believe in miracles?: in the respect that a sunset or a perfectly poised droplet of water on a flower petal are miracles, yes
Believe it’s possible to remain faithful forever?: yes
Consider yourself tolerant of others?: I am, although I am also intolerant and belligerent at times
Consider love a mistake?: not at all - humans need love and strong pair bonds, it's in our nature
Like the taste of alcohol?: I do, although I detest gin and most rum
Have a favorite candy?: marzipan and these particular liquer, fruit, chocolate, and marzipan candies from Denmark
Believe in astrology?: I do, but not as intensely as I once did
Believe in magic?: yes, both kinds, too
Believe in god?: yes
Go to or plan to go to college: have gone, will return later
Have any piercings?: just my ears and my nose right now
Have any tattoos?: two on the lower back, a large cover-up on my right mid thigh
Hate yourself: only sometimes
Have an obsession?: Life is nothing without obsession
Have a best friend?: yes
Wish on stars?: not anymore, but the idea is still a lovely one

[ETC]
Have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing?: no
Have you ever been intoxicated?: yep
Have you ever been caught “doing something?”: ugh, yes! 69ing in a friend's basement
Are you a tease?: I have been told I am, but I do not agree
Shy to make the first move?: haha, no

[ WHAT IS.. ]
Your bedroom like?: sparse yet messy
Your favorite thing for breakfast?: sweet oatmeal with plenty of fruit on top and drenched in soy milk
Your favorite restaurant?: it's a toss up between Jamila's and Kanno - both wonderful, but they serve VERY different food
What’s on your bedside table?: my journal, a pen, alarm clock, BBT thermometer, some lube, and a lamp
What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?: I don't
What is your biggest fear?: the unknown, but it's also infinitely alluring
Describe your bed: warm tone, beige striped sheets, a cotton bedspread from India decorated in a vine motif in purple on a dusty rose-colored background, and a light brown floral bedspread
Spontaneous or plain?: both? I'm going with both!
Do you know how to play poker?: no idea
What do you carry with you at all times? the usual "girl" stuff, but also ten-sided dice
How do you drive? I like to think the answer is "well"
What do you miss most about being little? the security
Have you ever been in a play? I've been an understudy and I've also worked on sets
Do poor, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you?: I've never met a starving person - in fact, all the people who beg for my food or money usually look quite well fed or are even overweight, but I usually give them my leftovers if they're polite about it
Do you consider yourself to be a nice person? I think I am and that does not conflict with my also being a bitch!

There it is! Long, but, dare I say, glorious. Did you learn anything new?